Never gamble on a public restroom again.

Often called the gold standard of American public restrooms. Attendants, fresh flowers, and classical music in the middle of Manhattan.

Heated floors and spotless stalls make layovers in Fairbanks oddly pleasant.

A tourist attraction in its own right — chandeliers, a fireplace, and orchids. People book the show partly for the bathrooms.

Restored historic tilework and reliably clean, right off the Great Hall.

Recently renovated but heavily trafficked. Timing is everything at the market.

The most famous gas-station bathrooms in America. Dozens of stalls, full privacy doors, and a cleaning crew that never stops.

Vastly improved after renovations, though rush hour tests its limits.

A 4,000-square-foot living green wall inside the restroom corridor. Admission required, but worth it.

Plentiful and well-signed across the megamall; quality varies by wing and time of day.

Serviceable in a pinch during festival season, but manage expectations.

The renovated Terminal 5 set a new bar for O'Hare — bright, modern, and frequently serviced.

For a restroom in the middle of a national park, it does the job — just expect crowds between eruptions.

Free, clean, and plentiful — a reliable refuge on the National Mall.

A beach restroom in the truest sense. Sandy, busy, and very much a last resort.

Vegas luxury extends to the restrooms — marble, attendants, and immaculate upkeep near the Conservatory.

A century-old ballpark with century-old plumbing challenges. The renovated sections help.